BREAKING NEWS!!!! George Bush Blames God for his Scrambled Syntax!

You won't see this one on Drudge:
BREAKING NEWS:
President George Bush had a private meeting with a group of Amish yesterday and reportedly told them, "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job."
 
This startling news was reported in the Lancaster Online News and was later picked up by Matthew Gross from the Political Wire.
 
An attempt to confirm this story with God was unsuccessful since George Bush did not return our calls.