Bill Clinton is a Genius

God I love that man. If I could vote for him again I damn well would do it.

But just when the rest of us are sitting around wondering what we can do to stop the Republican Party from getting even more press about their convention, Bill Clinton steps up to the plate and actually does something about it. The man has a heart attack.

OK, maybe he didn't have a heart attack, I don't think that has been determined yet. But he at least had some chest pains.

The man didn't stop there though. No, he takes the next step and goes in for not 1, not 2, not 3, but quadruple bypass surgery. You gotta love him.

He manages to once again mute the Republicans message just a little bit. Admittedly, he won't stop all the talk about the republicans, but at least we have a lot of talk about something else for a change.

We could all learn something from this man.

Just to show my support, I went today and had a skin cancer cut out of my back. Got 20 stiches in it. I know, I know, it's not heart surgery. But at least I'm doing my part. Now if I can just get the mainstream media to report it, we can keep some of this talk of Bush to a minimum. I think Francis is going to cut into my pub just a bit though.